Jack ...

Dear couple in front of us at the Jack Johnson concert,

While we are glad you enjoy Jack as much as we do, we question your enthusiasm. Your various dance moves were a bit out of place - particularly the cheerleader moves and raise the roof antics. You would have fit in wonderfully at a Black Eyed Peas concert, but unfortunately not so much here. Especially when you body slammed each other and took out a couple of passersby during 'Flake'. Jack is rather mellow - more of a head bobbing and occasional light swaying. Just sayin'.

Love,
t&j